petition to rename the earth ‘punishment orb’
dunmer or khajiit?
Khajiit are one of the beast races which inhabit the continent of Tamriel, primarily their home province of Elsweyr. They are well known for their intelligence and agility. While these traits make them superb thieves and acrobats, Khajiit are also fearsome warriors. Although they rarely take to the sea, the prospect of trade and shipping skooma does draw some to work as sailors. The kingdoms of Khajiit existed long before recorded history. Elsweyr consisted of 16 kingdoms and about 20 different types of Khajiit early in the First Era, which were a model of cooperative specialization and harmony compared to other races of the time. Khajiit are each subtly bound to the Lunar Lattice, a mysterious force entitled ”ja’Kha’jay” in their native tongue. It determines the form a Khajiit assumes in life, according to the phases of the moons Masser and Secunda at the time of their birth.
touch me again and you’ve signed your own death warrant, because i’ll kill you myself, just as surely as night follows day.
not all men
are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…
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